Ducks Go Quack, Chickens Say Cluck - Onion Talks - Ep. 3

The Onion0 HN recommenders · 2012–2025
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An Onion Talks satire in which a faux animal behaviorist gives a pompous TED-style talk about ducks quacking and chickens clucking. It parodies the vacuous style of TED talks.

HN uses it as shorthand for the vapidness of TED talks and for content that says very little in a lot of words.

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@rauljara2012 · in “All the TED Talks”

The Onion recently began parodying TED talks. This one is my favorite so far: [VIDEO] . The Onion parodies are definitely not entirely fair, but they do a good job of pointing out that a lot of TED talks are definitely more on the aspirational side of things. I've definitely seen a few TED talks where the speakers' abilities basically covered up the fact that they weren't actually saying anything. I was kind of heartened to see the onion parodies, because I had wondered if I was the only one whose bs detectors were going off. This isn't to say you should be dismissive of TED talks out of hand, or that they're all crap, or anything. I actually think that if they didn't let a few bs-ers in it would be a sign that they weren't taking enough risks. But it is important to keep in mind that some talks are little more than hand waving. And you definitely shouldn't automatically assume it's brilliant just because it has the TED brand behind it.

@rm9992013 · in “When TED Lost Control of Its Crowd”

The Onion does a really good series called "Onion Talks" that satirizes the vapidness of TED talks. They also capture the audiences' "inspired" reactions pretty well. [VIDEO]

@_delirium2013 · in “O'Reilly on Morozov”

I agree TED is a bit of a nexus for it. In my circles I see a sort of backlash (or maybe, better, buyer's remorse) directed at TED being fairly broad, hitting many people who wouldn't read more than a few sentences of Morozov. But then Morozov thrusts a dagger into that wound for a subset of people. For people who never liked any of that stuff and just think society is going downhill with all this technological nonsense, Morozov has less appeal, because you've already got Nicholas Carr and many other people for that angle. You mention ideas vs. packaging/motives, but I think I've gotten more skeptical about the style of idea as well. Skepticism of the marketing/book/speaking-tour angle probably plays a role in that, but the ideas increasingly seem sort of fluffy. I like to think TED was better back when I was more positive on it, but I've re-watched a few older talks I recall liking, and they seem to have aged poorly, at least for me. I don't have anything against popularizing science, but I can't find much in the TED archives anymore that reminds me of what I think of as good popularized science, up to the gold standard of a Carl Sagan. It more often reminds me of motivational speakers and self-help gurus, the kinds of ideas you see on a CNN segment or something: new science says [amazing revelation that will change your life] . The Onion parody floating around [1] caricatures some of the rhetorical style pretty well. The style somehow seemed fresh at the time, but looking b

@davekeck2014 · in “TED Is a God Damn Cult (2013)”

For reference, the linked (and hilarious) Onion Talks video is satire: [VIDEO] But the blog post itself isn't. Or at least I'm not sure how quotes like "TED Talks are designed more to create an experience of feeling enlightened than to actually enlighten" could be considered satire.

@carsongross2015 · in “The Church of TED”

I will say, this TED talk improved my life immeasurably, if only for two minutes and fifty eight seconds: [VIDEO]

@jerf2015 · in “The Sound of TED: A Case for Distaste”

"TED’s is the language and tone of the pitch. It’s a style that comes from corporate conference rooms, where product ideas are pitched to potential investors." Someone in HN linked this in a previous discussion about TED, but especially with that quote in the piece it's even more a dead-on satire home run from the Onion: [VIDEO] Part of a series though my impression was that it's the same basic joke over and over... still, for at least one iteration, it's dead-on, and this is probably the most pure illustration of just the form in that series, with no content, for the author's point.

@Stratoscope2021 · in “GitHub repository for Sedgewick's Algorithms is taken down”

There are some great TED[x] talks, like "Ducks Go Quack, Chickens Say Cluck": [VIDEO] And "How to sound smart in your TEDx Talk": [LINK]

@preseinger2022 · in “Writing one sentence per line”

One sentence per line makes prose feel sanctimonious, even self-aggrandizing. I find this dude's writing un-readable for exactly this reason. All of his articles are like HTML versions of the Ducks Go Quack TED Talk [0]. I just roll my eyes. [0] [VIDEO]

@adityaathalye2025 · in “Thought Leader (2016) [video]”

Ducks Go Quack, Chickens Say Cluck - Onion Talks - Ep. 3 [VIDEO] YouTube algorithm is right. This is uncannily Thought-Leading, like the original post, but better, because it's shorter by half, and still receives a standing ovation.

@nicbou2025 · in “The biggest loss of the modern internet, and how we let it happen”

Don't change anything on account of my personal taste. Here's a reddit post about the "LinkedIn writing style": [0]. It reads like a series of cliffhangers that never lead anywhere. It sounds like this [1] and feels like this [2]. [0] [LINK] [1] [VIDEO] [2] [LINK] Again, that's really just my opinion and you should not take this too seriously.