Compost-Fueled Cars: Wouldn't That Be Great? - Onion Talks - Ep. 1

The Onion4 HN recommenders · 2013–2026
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An Onion Talks satire in which a young media professional pitches compost-powered cars, offering the idea itself and leaving all implementation to others.

HN uses it as shorthand for vague, detail-free visionary pitches and as a satirical jab at TED-style techno-utopian talks.

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@rpm43212013 · in “TEDx talks discredited: Sheldrake speaks, argues that speed of light is dropping”

If you haven't seen them, make sure to check out The Onion's TED parodies - Onion Talks: [LINK] They may be the funniest thing The Onion has ever done. =================================== Edit: of particular interest to the HN crowd would be their takedown of the "Idea Guy": [VIDEO] and the "Social Media Consultant": [LINK]

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@rpm43212013 · in “Show HN: Kickstart Your Own X-Prizes with FuturePrize”

Hi HN, FuturePrize is a crowdfunding site for incentivized prize competitions – kind of like if you mixed Kickstarter with the X-Prize. This isn’t a minimum viable product (we had a couple of alternate takes on the site that we ended up scrapping), but it’s definitely a more basic version of what we have in mind. It’s still a little rough around the edges, but we would greatly appreciate any feedback HN might have. We’ve gone ahead and seeded the site with half a dozen prizes of varying degrees of crazy, that we hope illustrate the range of projects you might see on FuturePrize – from absurdly ambitious, literal moonshots like the Icy Moon FuturePrize, to something pretty basic like “A Software Fix for Glowing Pet Eyes in Photos” that just represents an unmet consumer need. We realize this site could be a bit controversial on HN, where the “Idea vs Execution” debate happens frequently, and usually leans pretty heavily towards “Execution” being everything. That’s mostly true, but it’s our view that ideas can definitely be very important. People seem to know this instinctively when they hang on to them like Gollum from Lord of the Rings, even if deep down they know that they may never get the chance to execute on them. It’s our belief that providing a platform that allows the free exchange and funding of ambitious or novel ideas - where people can get a bit of recognition for their idea, and maybe even choose to keep a very small portion of the funds raised - could be a very be

@simonsarris2013 · in “We Need to Talk About TED”

If you haven't seen The Onion's[1] Onion Talks and want a good satirical criticism of TED, I highly recommend them: [VIDEO] (There are more if you want to find them, I didn't want to pollute commentspace with too many links) [1] The Onion is a satire newspaper, one of the first newspapers to heavily adopt an online format. They just killed their print edition for good last year.

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@javaun2014 · in “Ask HN: Should I sign this agreement?”

tl;dr. Do not sign the document. Beyond this case, it could also affect your future employability. VCs fund good teams, not ideas, which are cheap. If your partner doesn't realize that, she also has a hard lesson in front of her. Another great HN post: [LINK] +++++++ IANAL.* This is mostly based on my personal experience with NDAs, employment docs, and patent applications. NDA may also go by the name of a "confidentiality agreement" or a "proprietary information" document. You should also refuse to a non-compete agreement that says you can't pursue a related business or anything barring you from recruiting someone from this business. She may also ask you to sign a "work for hire" agreement that assigns your work product to her, which would also give away your ownership claim. Obviously, this work-for-hire contract is typically signed when you're getting paid as an employee or contractor. More to beware: You may also be presented with documents assigning away all "inventions". Be especially wary of this, as you may be signing away your idea and your right to pursue something even vaguely related later. You may also be giving her what she needs to file a patent. As others have suggested, company uses of NDAs are all over the place. Many companies do require them. Many don't. Strictness is all over the place, as is validity by state. For example, non-competes are almost unenforceable in California. Some companies who ask you to sign such an agreement will offer to compensate for

@nostromo2014 · in “The Spectacular Failure Of Better Place”

Why did they spend so much time and money addressing the limited range of electric cars... in Israel. A country smaller than New Jersey. It seems like his initial market had little need for his one differentiating feature. I can't help but wonder if this Onion Talk was modeled after Better Place after reading the article: [VIDEO]

@thinkpad202015 · in “Scientists skeptical about Theranos blood test”

> From further reading, her initial idea was just that, an idea. She thought it would be possible to make a handheld device that could do blood tests. Reminds me of: [VIDEO]

@johngalt2015 · in “Ask HN: Do you work in a company that will fire you for average performance?”

Have you ever met someone who was a hobbyist or amateur engineer at best, but always has grand ideas about how things should work? But has no idea of the type of investment or execution it would take to pull off. That is what I think of whenever I hear management strategies like these. It is like the management version of the compost fueled cars guy: [VIDEO] Deciding that you only want the best people is easy. Is there really a business out there who decides they want terrible staff? Determining who those people are is extremely difficult. Even if you are successful in identifying the best people, can you keep them? Whenever I find exceptional people, it takes more than 'not firing' them to keep them. More realistically. Policies like these aren't designed with any idea of identifying or retaining talent. Instead they are usually a means to affect work culture. Like grading on a curve. It makes everyone work harder.

@jessriedel2017 · in “A camera that snaps a GIF and ejects a cartridge that displays it”

> If you can make that cartridge dirt cheap, you will have invented an exciting new technology. Step 1: Have the idea. Step 2: Implementation. We're already half way there! [VIDEO]

@fullshark2019 · in “Microsoft is investing $1B in OpenAI”

Not exactly what you are asking for, but the Onion did a great send up of techno-utopian TED talks here: [VIDEO]

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@karaterobot2022 · in “Lasers could cut lifespan of nuclear waste from a million years to 30 minutes”

> If he gets pulses 10,000 times faster, he says he can modify waste on an atomic level. The great thing about articles like this is that it reminds me to go rewatch the the video "Compost-Fueled Cars: Wouldn't That Be Great?"[1], which neatly summarizes so much of the breathless excitement of vague, detail-free scientific and entrepreneurial claims. [1] [VIDEO]

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@aniken2022 · in “Even after $100B, self-driving cars are going nowhere”

The “only” thing missing, is to get the best engineers, and pay them double what they normally make. Source: [VIDEO]

@whynotmaybe2024 · in “Mass timber is great, but it will not solve the housing shortage”

Has someone on onion talks said it before "the idea is there, it just needs implementation". [VIDEO]

@DonHopkins2026 · in “Zig Creator Calls Spade a Spade, Anthropic Blows Smoke”

>Ideas have always been cheap. Now, proof of concepts have become as cheap. I don’t care about your Show HN unless you have spent a month on it. I dunno, this idea guy seems to have some really great ideas, what's wrong with you skeptical programmers who aren't on board implementing his ideas for equity? [VIDEO]