James Mickens on JavaScript
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James Mickens delivers his comedic rant about JavaScript and web programming, in his usual dry, hyperbolic style. It includes his account of learning the language from the O'Reilly Definitive Guide.
HN recommends it as a hilarious talk by a beloved speaker, and also uses it to jab at JavaScript's quirks.
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I recommend James Micken’s JavaScript talk on this matter: [VIDEO] (Time stamped to the beginning of the arrays section)
A better question is why Javascript is still being used: [LINK] [VIDEO] Can't we just get WASM browser APIs and then do the web in whatever programming language we want?
James Mickens is a national treasure. Go watch his talks on YouTube and read everything he writes. [LINK] Excellence. Quality. Science. These are just a few of the words that have been applied to the illustrious research career of James Mickens. In the span of a few years, James Mickens has made deep, fundamental, and amazing contributions to various areas of computer science and life. Widely acknowledged as one of the greatest scholars of his generation, James Mickens ran out of storage space for his awards in 1992, and he subsequently purchased a large cave to act as a warehouse/fortress from which he can defend himself during the inevitable robot war that was prophesied by the documentary movie “The Matrix.” In his spare time, James Mickens enjoys life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, often (but not always) in that order, and usually (almost always) while listening to Black Sabbath. Feel free to start here [VIDEO]
>> The things in this list are clearly mistakes. They aren't optimised, evolved solutions. They've just stuck around due to network effects. Hello, JavaScript: [LINK] [VIDEO] Why are we waiting so long for WASM to replace JavaScript? [LINK] It's a similar story. Bad designs (perhaps they were reasonable given the circumstances?) that were set in stone due to network effects.
James Mickens on learning Javascript by using the O'Reilly Definitive Guide book: [VIDEO] "At first I thought that this book was going to be like any other programming book; there's going to be some syntax a few examples a list of API's and so on, but as I read this book I realized it was like a Japanese game show - I was cast into this strange world that I didn't understand and I was forced to compete in these games of wit and strength that made no sense."