Everythings Amazing & Nobodys Happy

I hate to agree with you but... Wait, no, I don't hate to agree with you. You're absolutely right. "Died from too much hard coding"? Yeah right. Coding is hard intellectual work. And, as you point out, if you're not happy with the trade-offs at work, you can always start your own business. It's really an awesome situation to be in, compared to what we could have been doing a hundred years ago. Everything's amazing but nobody's happy: [VIDEO] PS: I doubt the coding is what killed "John".

Stuff like this always reminds me of this Louis CK clip: [VIDEO] "Will you give it a second! It's going to SPACE!"

"If we're into social commentary, I'd point out that as we become more and more pampered, we become more and more infantile. I expect to push the button on the iPhone and have the pizza show up 15 minutes later. I expect to be in contact with all of my friends instantly via text message. I expect to have college paid for and a warm house with the folks if things don't work out." [VIDEO]

Queue the Louis CK Everything's Amazing & Nobody's Happy clip :) [VIDEO] Me, I think they're just buses in the sky... except for all that economic and personal friction we pay to ride them.

When the tiny pony is a negative thing, many call it Creeping Normalcy [1]. Sounds like the same phenonmenon to me: adjustments that come slowly enough do not get appreciated. Louis CK has a funny bit about it [2]. [1] [LINK] [2] [VIDEO]

Berkely DB is NoSQL under some, let's say literal, definitions of NoSQL. neo4j currently is also such a db, a non sql db, a NoSQL. Normally, though, people expect something more from this NoSQL "movement". People want "scaling", and elasticity. We live in the world where today you have 2 users, tomorrow you have 2 million of users, the day after you have only 1000. We also live in a world were people are expecting everything to be working always, and are pretty pissed of if things doesn't respond in seconds (watch Luis C.K [VIDEO] ) It's not a surprise that all this hype about NoSQL came out when a number of db implementation were developed which handled replication, sharding, dynamic resizing (add remove nodes) etc Now put a little bit aside the issue with the word "SQL" per se. Let's focus on the "partition tolerance" feature. I was always frustrated with the fact that no matter how great my product could be, how perfect the implementations would be, how great my db would be; if my machine/rack/datacenter or section of datacenter wen't down, switches break, network connectivity goes down etc. the users of my application are not able to use it, for them it's down. This kind of NoSQL, the one that handles partition tolerance, gives you the hope that eventually you will be able to make great software, resisting to this kind of events. I'm not sure whether by these tools (cassandra, riak etc) I would be able to write an application that actually works better, even in the other

When people complain to me about so and so technology related I tell them to relax, breath and consider the millions of things that need to go right in order for you to watch the latest Lady Gaga video on youtube. I am constantly reminded of this by Louis CK [VIDEO]

Refuse? Refuse? You can fly to the US - some 4000 miles away in 7.5 hrs for the East Coast and 11 hours for the West coast. You then may have a little bit of a wait at immigration (or not as the case may be). I've gone through in 5 minutes and one time it was 45 minutes. Seeing as you state you're in the UK, you also eligible for the VWP which means you can travel to the US whenever you like. Just consider what it was like to travel before the invention of the airplane, or the steam ship. Please appreciate that you live in a time when travelling the world is very very easy. And please watch [VIDEO]

I think in this case, the term was justified, for the reason Louis CK illustrates in this video: [VIDEO] Here we've got someone who has a magical device not much bigger than a wristwatch that holds 16 days worth of music, and he's complaining that it's not enough. For comparison, I was in college when Sony released the first Walkman, and we thought it was the coolest thing since sliced bread-- a device the size of a paperback book that allowed you to listen to 90 minutes worth of music while walking around. So, yeah: 30GB capacity on an iPod is a first-world problem, in my book.

I clicked Comments to say the exact same thing. They have access to thousands of films and whole seasons of TV shows and people are complaining because it's going to cost a little more. Unbelievable. [VIDEO]

It's awesome that cell phones work in the Bart tunnels at all Upvote this man (and give me some downvotes if it balances things out for you). Too few see the world this way. [VIDEO]

The word you're looking for is not " stupid " but rather " spoiled ". People in first-world countries are spoiled to their bones. They take EVERYTHING for granted. Which is why they don't have the patience to read explanations why Wikipedia is down. They just want Wikipedia and they want it right now. This comedian, Luis CK captures it much better than I can: [VIDEO]

when I read this I instantaneously thought about this rant from Louis CK [Everythings Amazing & Nobodys Happy] [VIDEO] Linux Mint and Windows 7 take 10 seconds to boot on my laptop with a SSD. That's amazing. Just a few months ago I would go make a sandwich while my PC would boot. If you have a problem with splash screens alt tab to the browser of your choice. If you think your PC boots to slow take out your smartphone and play with it. This is not to say developers should be wasteful with users time. Especially web developers know how import page speed is. But it's a complex program just give it a few SECONDS. Also one should mention Steam (the game distribution platform). If you are bored in between rounds you just bring up the steam panel and use the embedded browser to browse the web or chat with friends. But those at times minute long delays. Sure you could embed a email client in the OS the comes up long before the main GUI is loaded but you wont get to read much in 10 seconds.

I think Louis CK said it best, "Everything is amazing and nobody's happy." [VIDEO] Sorry but Social mobile local (or as people cooler than me are calling it, SoMoLo) is still pretty new. You're just going to have to "suffer" through a little more. I get the author's point that it seems like the same things are getting made and funded over and over. But with only about 1/2 the U.S. pop. owning smartphones, you can't blame people too much for trying to stake their claim. Anything more innovative might be too early anyways.

I think your post was tongue-in-cheek, and it is maybe one of my favorite HN posts ever. That said, I get a little bummed that there are no Back to the Future 2-style hoverboards, that I don't have a personal flying car, and that I still have to shower every day. I'd love a polymorphic phone screen, and am bummed that this display isn't that. Just out of curiosity, I rubbed some Vaseline in my ear just now, and must admit that it is more of a bummer than the lack of polymorphic phone screens. "Everything is amazing, and nobody's happy" [VIDEO]

That Louis C. K. bit helps me out in such situations. :-) [VIDEO] "And then when you ran out of money, you'd just go, 'Well, I can't do any more things now.'"

Honest about what? Guilt? Should we, as humans, crawl back into our caves and claim resource limitations as the cause? Claim greed was our downfall? Claim that this was all just too much for the human race? I might be a romantic, but it seems to me that focusing on ways to make all peoples lives better is what we should continue to do. We should be technologically solving that which has plagued humanity the most: limited energy and resources. We shouldn't be spending our time focusing on conservation. We should be focusing on how to make conservation un-necessary. Only then, will poverty go away. Maybe, just maybe, the ideas like mining asteroids, fusion, nano-technology, and AI, just to name a few, are silly. However, they are a lot less silly than creating artificial centrally planed markets like carbon offsets to alleviate poverty. That being said I leave this: [VIDEO] .

> The communist anti-capitalism rhetoric Black and white much? This idea that everything that's anti-capitalist or anti-stupid-ways-we-spend-money is communist is absurd. The anti-capitalism rhetoric of the "mid-1900's" was a full-on propaganda campaign put out by government agencies and supported by the very real threat of nuclear total annihilation. Comparing a complaint about the stupid ways we spend money and organize our priorities to the Cold War is a bit of a stretch. I fear communist comparisons are becoming the new Godwin's law. In reality, the guilt mentality discussed above is much more similar to the ultra-realist perspective of the comedy of Louis CK— [VIDEO] —in that it is ridiculous that we have the immediate concerns that we do, but is, in fact, entirely true, and it's observant and useful to point that out. It is not, however, communist.

Plus, "simply a taller screen and newer processor", really? New screen, new processor, new innards, new machining and construction, new connector, new iOS, new camera, improved battery life AND lighter. NFC and wireless charging? Who promised you that? And who delivers those at the moment? You might want to see this: [VIDEO]

Everythings Amazing & Nobodys Happy Maybe we need to watch this tube to see things in a more balanced way: [VIDEO]